He Said / She Said

>He said
> I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
> She said
> You wear pants don't you?
>
> He said
> Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said
> That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the
sofa and fart!
>
> He said
> What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
> She said
> Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>
> He said
> Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> She said
> They don't have time
>
> He said
> How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> She said
> We don't know; it has never happened.
>
> He said
> Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good-looking?
> She said
> They already have boyfriends.
>
> He said
> What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
> She said
> A widow.
>
> He said
> Why are married women heavier than single women?
> She said
> Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.